nafiqa saw me googling e.e cummings during OIT and im pretty sure i saw the word 'weird' forming in her head. its her expression la, she very the transparent one, even though she strongly believes that she is unreadable behind tt burnt skin of hers -- akibatnya archery bnyk sgt. quit already la, girl! from putih melepak anak org darah cina, she jadi keling coloured like me! huahuahua.


anyways, she probably didnt expect me to be into reading poetry and going to the museum. yelah, aku kan mcm minah. minah otak korang, minachi ada la!


friday was 3hrs of school, 2 hrs of rest and then off to meet hanis at dhoby ghaut. everytime i go out with hanis, everytime also will see our schoolmates. we saw this grl from hospitality at the entrance of the museum and went on to say 'HI! we're from ur school!' (just in case she dont know us) to which she responded 'oohohoho, yah, i recognise u!' ohohoho, mcm jolly ah ketawa like tt. i also want to laugh ohohoho ah now. (=


riks joined us soon after and we went on to watch a hard days' night beneath the banyan tree outside the museum. i got bored sebab i tak tahu apa jadi during the start since we were late for the show. we baru baru habis mkn dinner abeh jln semuanya slow mcm penguin. since i couldnt follow the storyline, i took out the magnetic snakes and ladders game i bought from the store in the museum. expensive, considering that its sold at what?, $2?, in other shops, but drastic times call for drastic measures okeh, baby. heh heh. riks paid full attention to e show though. she must really like the beatles. OHOHOHO.


saturday was grease with nadia and nurul. needless to say, i hadnt even bothered to bring the snakes and ladders game. i like going out w them sebab diaorang senang excited mcm aku juga. huahua.





Hi Jay Chou.


if you're ready to marry and looking for a partner, look no further! im here, for u, now and forever bebeh.


i was reluctant to watch your new movie secret yesterday as i hadnt like how u acted in initial d. i hadnt bothered to watch the curse of the golden flower either because the reviews said u were crap. and i believed every word the reviews had printed because u are not very good at acting, u know? very stiff, very unnatural. mcm ikan bilis ada kaki.

but those were the yesteryears, baby. i was glad my friends dragged me to ur show. i know i had felt doomed when the person behind the counter confirmed tt there will be subtitles because then, i hadnt had any other reason to convince my friends nt to watch the show. but after i bought the ticket, i began to get excited just like the others. nevermind ur bad acting, i get to look at you!

ah, but u thoroughly surprise me this time, Jay. u acted so well. maybe its because u thought of the original story line and u directed it as well. but aiyayai, u were so sweet, so nice of a boy in the show. u were so super convincing tt i wish i had a bf like tt.


im sure ure like tt in person too, right? i like the way u talk, i like the way u walk, i like the way u cycle and alamak, i like everything about u lah! ure uber cute and just so u know, u had always been my first love. it was, afterall, because of u tt i started listening to chinese songs (mostly yours la actually) and like small eyed boys. i know i had gone on to loving other boys like shaun yue and won bin, but dear! ure my number one!


you cn play the piano for me anytime, Jay, because your playing the piano is the sex!


so baby, anytime you need me ill be there. anytime u want me ill be ready. i will wait for the time when the two of us will be together. tak sunat pun takpa ah, asal kn ok go. ahaha.


with love,
Ariyani (soon to be ur wife and then my name will be ariyani chou.)


see what uber cute sweet guys cn make me turn into? gila bayang punya olang! somemore ah, the dear part makes me tersengih because so cina la. dear here dear there. tapi alah, kalau matair aku ber-dear-kan aku pun confirm aku suka perrrrr. ahahaha. (=


first.


flight was delayed. i was restless to the max because i dont like and i cannot sit still for even 10 minutes. mcm ada semut like tt at my pantat la. i kept going to the toilet just so i cn walk around the plane, sibuk2 join anybody who was taking pictures while waiting for the toilet (aku nya suka ah nak contribute muka aku ke society kan? ahah) and then kept changing the music channel.


the shooter story was a bore, mark walhberg looks like matt damon, and i regret not eating the choc croissant sebab everybody said it was nice tapi i punya pandai pergi tak mkn sebab the main meal wasnt nice so i mcm terus malas nak makan plus my perut buncit oredi sebab i minum dah bnyk sgt air. (tapi all the more i cn walk abt the plane kan! sebab nak kena kencing perrrrr.. heheheh)









second.


off to lantau island to see the big big buddha. aku tak kisah sgt. only tt when i saw tt the buddha's hand was positioned as such tt it was like hes taking an oath, i started singing ' and i swear by the moon and the stars and everything else'.


rained heavily, wore a poncho or somesort plus payung aku bwk dari singapore tapi syg, the payung didnt make it back here. kena tiup angin, terlepas dari tgn aku, terus pecah berderai. iman payung aku tak kuat, nmpak buddha je takut. cis!


had to climb 320 steps to get to the big big buddha. and had to go down the same 320 stairs to get down and on board the bus and off to the fishing village. why cant they just build lifts? nice view though and loads of dragonflies flying2 like the fierce little dragons tt they are.


the stone tt i wanted to kiss was the lovers stone. touch it and ull get a lover. touch-touch it and ull get many2 lovers. kiss it i think sure will get rich husband one! tapi tak ah, aku tak percaya ni smua. i kan org islam. (=


miss wong touch 2 times kkkkkkk. ahah.







three.


disneyland. first two days rained like non-stop kan. third day eh, the sun mcm nak take revenge on the rain la bebeh. as hot as hell. so we all mcm take refuge in the disneyland toilets. the aircon was turned on at full blast and it was nice smelling and pretty and all clean! wah, aku favourite leh tt place!







fourth.


started the day by trying to capture pics of us in the air. the receptionist looked at us, laughed and then we had him take proper pics of us while sitting on the sofa. the rest were slow to come, and some were already grumbling tt we might not have enough time to go shopping but we did. we took the local transport - minibus and mtr.





i was otw to sch yesterday and had so semangat belajar my ITI since theres a test. actually taknak blajar, then aku confident tak bwk balik buku. then sekali check2 dlm bag, rupanya aku lupa nak letak buku dlm locker so tt i cn pretend tt i forgot to bring home. so belajar la juga kakak kita ni.


tapi aku belajar time aku must stand in the train. once i got a seat at raffles, aku terus membuts ah baby, apa lagi. i tersadared at buono vista (how 2 spell also i dunno one la!) and went back to sleep. i do usually terbgn at tt stn, then tidur, then cun-cun wakeup agn bila smpai clementi which is 3 stns after.


tapi semalam, aku tersadar at jurong east instead. only one stop after clementi so i nvr panic ah eventhough i was already super late. i confident mama fikir tt jurong east is the last stop and tt the train will bounce back. sekali bukan la sak. the train went strght to chinese garden and there i was laughing to myself sebab aku so selenger. padahal the train nya map is like opposite me only.


tapi takpa ah, i saw somebody who looks like nakata ah eh. ble mati hidup balik seh yani. heh heh.


after sch, i had went to peninsula plaza to get some cheap deal for a pair of pants.so i was trying on the pants, and the mirror wasnt the full length one, so aku mcm nak tgk how the pants looked like as a whole. then i got this bright idea to jump so that i can see. abeh i jump sekali i hit my head super hard onto the ceiling la! i hadnt realised tt it was a low ceiling but mcm, who the hell looks at how high the ceilings are while they've got more impt things at hand like buying a pair of pants? kan? KAN?!


so aku ketawa terbahak2 sebab sakit and sebab aku bodoh and sebab nasib baik abg yg jual seluar tu tak nmpak kalau tak mati malu i. heh heh.


i complained to sya about how my telur shaped head is now flat at the top. i am not a telur no more. when i bilang rusydi, member dgn baik hatinya draw jadi for kauorg yg tak paham, mcm gini lah shape kepala aku kini.





i took the 5 tops out from the luggage, chnged 3 of them, and dumped all of them back in. i took two pants, and dumped those in too. i took one belt, one pair of flip-flops (new la eh, tadi g beli. aku kiasu takut nnti selipar aku putus so i went to buy new ones. heheh.), my underwears and bras and dumped semua itu into the luggage too. u have to take note eh, aku dumped all those things in. aku belum lipat, belum iron, belum memperposisi kn mereka2 didlm luggage aku properly. tu semua esok boleh bikin. yani procrastinator, takkn tak tahu. (=


while i was doing all these, adik came into the room, saw me dumping all those things being dumped unceremoniously into the luggage and went


'takya lipat pun?'
'buat apa nak lipat.'


i had meant it as a joke la. tapi aku rasa dia pikir aku serious sebab terus dia baring atas katil and started playing some game on his psp. either tt or dia malas nak layan aku. but cannot be dia malas nak layan aku, aku very engaging pe, selalu nya org nak bual ngn aku panjang jeler. hahah.


yani mcm zzzz, stroke ego sendiri. :D


i painted my nails, removed the paint, painted my toenails instead and was happy till one hr ago. i decided tt brown is really dull and tt i shud go paint them blood red or something. tmrw ah, malas i.


esok nak g tgk nenek after sch, then pack pack barang, then tidur kejap lepas tu.. yay2. ill miss my mama though, so yah la. part tu aku sedih walaupun i wont be seeing her for 4 days only.


am sick and tired of this blogskin. wanted to go back to the one before this but am too lazy to do so. later2 also cn ah, maybe after i come back from hk or something.


got blasts from the past thrice this week. satu2 timbul, kauorg ni sebenarnya got form some club to buat yani feeling mcm nak blow ur brains out isit? pfft, buat aku pening and turned down every offer offered because.. just because. ada yg lagi smpai ajak aku g kwn dia peh pertunangan. gila kau, satu kali cukup, taknak lagi. go find some fair-skinned and berbadan kecil la, bodoh.


its very panas ah nowadays. aku cannot take it la, make me become such a grumpy sleepyhead, yo. grrr.


certain people are like passing clouds. tiba-tiba come, tiba-tiba go. then i confused because we were supposed to be friends right, but then u hilang2 like that. i very malas with org hilang2 one ah. because cari org when only need help or want something.


then somemore got people, wah, i dunno-wot-to-say also. full of urself ah, boy. i needed u to make it up to me then. but close to 3mths had passed and tetiba out of the blue kau nak make it up? biar lambat janji buat pe, beb? lu ble relek one corner pergi main guli.


another bodoh peh budak, kauuuu, aku tak tahu ah eh. gets on my nerves to the max. stop acting cute with me, dah brapa bnyk kali aku bilang kau. lagi satu kali kau buat tu mcm, aku cucuk siak mata kau. gila peh babi, mulut kau last warning eh. stop muncung2kn. mcm tikus ah. irritating.


aku bingittttttttttt ahhhhhhhhhhhh. ni org2 ni semua eh, buat rmbut aku gugur sia.


i went to sch for one hour on friday, went home and tried to packed my things for hongkong. i managed to pack five tops and.. thats it ah. (=


i caught rush hr 3 with ridhwan and it was the sex (the movie, not ridhwan). very funny, got me laughing like shit. nasib sebelum tu aku dah g toilet kalau tak aku rasa aku terkencing dlm seluar ah eh. ahaha.


after tt, i suggested we go to the pasar mlm at bedok int just so i cn buy keropok lekors and vadai. dekni pun perut tong sampah mcm aku juga so kauorg kena paham2 ah mcm org yg perut tu mcm makan. padahal sebeblum movie dah mkn juga.


saturday was work layaning mad little kids till late. budak2 ni pakai rechargeable battery agaknya.


abeh tadi kan, ada satu mak tu (malay girl, very young -- around 22?, more minah than yours truly), aku rasa tak tahu turun slide ah. time nak turun, dia peh position was the sitting down one. bila dia turun, dia tergolek, kau! abeh yg paling best, dia tertendang muka aku. sakit nak mamposssssssss la ok. abeh member sardin aja, tak ckp sorry tak ckp apa. when i looked at her while i was bertauwafing the playgrnd soon after, she looked guilty. but i guess, she wasnt guilty enough to say sorry kan, tts why she mcm cepat2 pusing so she wont have to make eye contact with me any longer than she has to.


tahu tadi pergi kat anak dia terus aku rembat buat belacan laaa.


i bertauwaf the big big playgrnd bnyk kali kan whenever i kerja. and i had suddenly mcm 'wah! aku bertauwaf, confirm lose wt eh!' semalam mlm. abeh tadi pagi aku weigh myself, tak turun pun wt aku. makin naik ada la! cis. play with my heart sia.

ive put on weight. my cheeks are chubbier, my thighs are humongous and my perut makin buncit mcm org mengandung 6bulan. yet my breasts and butt remain the same size. waaaaaa, TAK FAIR!


tadi at school best sebab takda class except for p.e for the first 1.5hr. twas a day of the national day fair or somesort. i went to my class' booth to get my nails painted. kif painted my four fingers but just couldnt paint the thumb dunno why also. she kept doing it wrong, at last, i told her tt id paint the thumb and my left hand myself. so i did, except tt i did the right thumb wrong too and got wani to do it instead.


so now ive got ten red coloured fingernails with white flowers on them just like our flag punya colours. i feel so patriotic la sebab i mcm semangat singaporean gitukan! (=


i got the side of my left leg henna-ed too. nice nice, i sukerrrrr.


the haunted house was scary. abeh kauorg tau kan aku ni perut aja buncit tapi hati kecil so bila part hantu dtg towards aku, aku cepat2 tarik nadia and sembunyi behind her. hahahaha, penakut2 pun mesti ada tactic mcm mana nak mempertahankan diri pe.


went around the school then to see what the others booths are selling. abeh kan, yg aku aiming dari pukul 10am was the keropok lekor. wah, dapat mkn aku happy walaupun for the past 2 weeks ive been eating keropok lekor 5days a week when i balik from sekolah. at bedok ada pasar malam and the tempat yg jual the keropok lekor is like right there, when i turn left to go to the interchnge from the mrt stn. aku iman tak kuat, so i will go buy and happy2 munch on them.


tapi ah, one of the keropok lekor tt i bought from sch tadi tak masak betul. so i went back to them and told them so. bila dorang offered to replace it aku kata tak payah because aku dah mcm kenyang eventhough in the first place aku yg semangat pergi there and make muka sedih. ahaha.


i think my monetary issues for this month has been solved. now i no need to think how to stretch tt dollar to pay my hp bill sebab my gaji this month sikit. my uncle had offered me money and i think, god must really sayang me today sebab i had made peace with my mama yesterday. :D


some of you made me feel a teeny weeny bit more impt than my usual egoistic self has always been feeling tau? huahuahua. ok tt aside..



was on the way to the bus stop yesterday when i realised there were two burung tiongs behind me. then i kanchiong sebab the burungs like follow me like tt. mcm mana aku tak paranoid kan. bila aku jalan kedepan, they pun jalan ke depan. abeh bila aku pusing, they action tgk lain. TAK TAKUT AKU?!



alaaa, kau ni, tkkn burung tiong pun tak tahu? burung yg colour hitam kaki kuning tu ah. the ones tt are always in pairs - prob so tt they wont have to go far or work hard whenever they're feeling horny. pusing ke kiri/kanan aja dah ble ' YAY-YAY!!!' - and shit anyhow one. memang semua burung berak anyhow one ah, but this one i dendam tersangat. sebab always in canteen will fly above the students and berak. timing cantik tau, nak berak time lunch kitaorg aja. CIS.



i also dendam because got once si tiongs ni stole one of my fries. right off my plate. wahhhh, u dont play play with me when it comes to food.



stupid miss wong sent to the mother another letter of warning about my attendence. mcm tahu2 aja si cb ni aku didnt show the mother the first letter. then being the genius tt i am, i terlupa nak buang. then the mother saw and went ' kakak!!! apa ni?!!'



i lied through my teeth and got out of tt, though.



miss wong rebonded her hair leh. siak ah, aku nak ketawa kan aku tak sampai hati. when umairah said tt her hair is nice upclose, i went up to the front just to take a look. feeling nicer than usual i went: eh miss wong. ur rebonded hair nice ah.'



miss wong: oh thank u.
when i wanted to walk away, she continued: u also rebond ur hair right?



at this moment, when she asked about my hair, it felt kind of weird. because shes hardly the person id ever want to discuss hairy issues with.



me: er yah.
miss wong: yah, cn see. no wonder so damaged.



WAAAAAA. make me sedih. )= i have never thought my newly rebonded hair was rosak before. the hairdresser pun nver say rosak. abeh si cb ni, yg muka berminyak mcm pepek dia juga agaknya, kata rmbut aku rosak. sorry ah sister, dngr2 rmbut kau selama ni lawa nak mamps pe.



i went to umai and complained and i think she wanted to laugh at me sebab i go listen to miss wong. then she pointed out rmbut yg rosak and rmbut yg tak, and then i happy balik sebab umai had managed to convince me tt my hair is nice and healthy. huahuahua.



tapi eh, si miss wong ni boleh buat aku marah lagi ni! i go take test paper from her, we must complete or else cannot go home, then ah, she give me the one koyak2 dah berlipat2 nya. abeh i tanya ah ' cher, why my paper like this sia?!'



with this stupid smile on her oily bopeng face: oh too bad la. ur luck.



i looked at her in disbelief and was like........WAHFUCK, DEKNI BETUL PEH NAK TGK KEMINAHAN AKU LA SIALS...




tapi aku buat bodoh tau. sebab adakah nnti nak g hongkong, aku cari pasal ngn dia sekarang, nnti dia tinggalkn aku at sana. i taknak yo! anyways kan, class dah tgh bingit ngn si minyak ni akibat perkara2 concerning yg tertentu so.. biar, satu hari dekni confirm kena rogol juga.






tadi i go ambil the purse tt rischka gave me as a pressie and was like mcm sexcited sebab lawa. i wanted to put it aside together with my other hongkong trip things (tt are non-existent because the purse is the first thing im putting aside, actually. heheh) so i mcm belek2 the purse over and over again. abeh like the purse like got something inside. i was thinking' but i already took out the underwear tt riks put insde the purse what.' then i go open the coin section, inside got rantai laaaaaa.

huhuhu, then i semangat pkai around my neck to testing2 although it doesnt go with my hangten-mau-tidur-tshirt. (=

***

my hair damaged ke?

dian went : eh, si miss wong ni belum kahwin kan.
aku: ah'ah. nama dia kan miss, bukan ms.
dian: kesian eh..
aku: hahahahaha, siak ah kau. tapi memang ah.


i dont feel mean talking about her today. she sent a letter to my mama to inform the mother that my attendence for effective communication is 85.7%.


EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION EH, WALAUPUN I SELALU TIDUR IN CLASS EH, I TAK PERNAH PONTENG. MINTA KENA SEPAK TAKRAW LA SIALSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.


abeh mcm, kalau kau nk ckp aku ponteng sekolah for 2 days without mc, it doesnt make sense u know. sebab on the days tt i ponteng, which are both on fridays, TAKDA LESSON SI KOTEK NI PUN!!!


nasib aku fast thinking and threw away the letter. its not tt aku taknak kasi mak aku baca, aku memang nak mak aku baca. tapi i tak sampai hati, buat susah aja buang masa my mama nak baca surat2 remeh-temeh mcm gini malam2. biar miss wong susahkan hidup aku, jgn susah kan hidup mak aku. making my mama's life hard is MY job.


ive finished harry potter. just because i can, i shall spoil it for those who havent read it yet. harry potter won. its is indeed very very hindustan, as rischka had said. sebab in hindustan, mana ada hero mati. hero selalu hidup per.


have u seen daniel radcliffe's naked pics? the ones from his play eqeuos or something ah, i cannot be bothered to check. mampos, i wanted to check it out, abeh mcm nnti tainted pula my image of si harry potek tu. then somemore ah, they say the penis small (tu takpa) but then ah, apparently, its hairy like how harry potter should never be. wah fuck, cn shave armpits cnnot shave other things one meh?


EH WAIT. I DONT THINK HE SHAVES HIS ARMPITS EITHER. YUK.


its kind of weird, coming home to an empty house. for the past few weeks, whenever i open the door, my mama would be in the living room watching tv. but now tt shes started work once more, its back to the old routine. i come home, look at the mountain of clothes i have to lipat (i think its my lifelong job u know, to lipat bajus. it seems that at one point or another, it had been agreed tt i, nur ariyani, will be the lipater of bajus in this house. cis!), pretend tt i hadnt seen that mountain, and go to the kitchen to see whats there to eat. mandi, turn on the computer and tv and leave them on for as long as i can. actually, i turn on the tv just so tt some noise would be contributed to the otherwise silent house.


eh i do lipat the bajus okeh. grudgingly la, of course, whenever my mama start to mengamuk. hiahiahia.


harry potter and the deathly hallows is a bad bad book. its giving me headaches as i hadnt want to go to sleep and continue reading till late night so i ble tahu whats going to happen next. padahal at first aku dah baring2, golek-golek nak tidur, but the desire to know got the better of me la. lepas tu aku sedih sendiri. sebab ive gt headaches and wahlao, ble mcm understand sey how harry potter feel whenever his scar hurts. hahaha.