i cannot find the money tt my mama left for me to buy food to buka. dont ask me about my money. i was broke as of friday when i used the last of my last $70 to pay this month's internet bills. tu lah yani, last last week taknak bayar. ada aja, duit internet tu kena buat standby la, buat nak keluar la, esok (which never comes) boleh bayar, tak jumpa AXS mschine la, abeh at last this week kan dah kena pkai duit gaji terus jadi miskin.


i think next time a person asks you what is a procrastinator, u just point me out to the person. confirm dia understand strghtaway.


ish, kepala aku pening nak mamps. i didnt get enough sleep at all for the past two days. nak kata aku tak masuk tidur siang, pukul 12 aku dah terbaring atas katil. but still my eyes ah, very the buat perangai ah!


anyways, happy 20th birthday ridhwan. and aku masih sedih u say i kental because i semangat wish u happy birthday right at 12am ok. ni ah, buat baik, jasa tidak dikenang. )=

***

my mama suddenly start talking to me again seh. she asked me go to geylang serai with her. we met up with cik onah, bibik, kak ee and abg shahrul before going off in search of... of... actually i also dunno. haha. all i rmbr abt e trip to geylang was tt, the tempat we bukaed at, the makanan merepek la. nasi goreng kampung, nasi ayam goreng and nasi goreng balck pepper all taste, look and probably are the same type of nasi goreng. the mee gorengs also. the only thing tt came correctly were the drinks. damn upset, man.

but while eating, i saw this guy who is the kurus version of malik. malik is already cute la, tapi kalau dia kurus ah, super cute leh!! the senyum (very manis2 one) and air muka all the same leh. huhuhu.

somebody made me wait for 45 minutes. i like want to scold her only but i see her smile2 guiltily my hati also sejuk mcm air batu. so i settled for a jeling instead. hahaha. wahpiang, hanis next time u make me wait so long, i pinch ur breasts ah!!



we were armed with pictures of the map of how to get to amirah's grill. ive never been to the place and neither has hanis. ni map at mrt betul peh tak guna, u know. lucky inside my phone got a more detailed map of how to get to the place. ya, i semangat take picture of the map tts shown at amirah's grill's website.





we smapaied at the place then we semangat want to check the other one out. i think ah, hanis and i are friends because we semangat berjuang ah.




i just read a post on happeepill regarding online gaming. and then it came to a point where evil bunny described teabagging: "They align your dead character's face to their crotch and hit the down and up arrow keys, making a motion call the tea-bag. I know.. it's sick."


of all the youtube vids in tt post alone, i only clicked on the one about teabagging a person only. and i understand why players keep teabagging another player. i mean, if i were to play a game tt allows me to teabag a person, hell yeah!, id do tt all the time too! hahahaha.





nak bunuh org bukan pasal nak dptkn points or guns or whatever it is tt ure supposed get when u kill another player tau, but to berteabag and have some laugh. heh heh. you should check this out if u want first-hand experience of being on the receiving end of teabagging: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeCwXF8gTCU






ridhwan msged me earlier on and i hadnt realised so until an hr later. when i replied he went: yani sekarang dah lain ah. i called him up after reading tt msg just to get clarification on whats so lain about me.


y: EH MANA ADA LAIN!!!!!!!!!
w: hahahahaha, lain pe!!
y: yelah apa yg lain? more prettier isit?
w: ah? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
y: im not fatter, im not taller
w: hahahahahahahahahah
y: (he was laughing while i was talking juga eh!) i still do the same thing and all..


then suddenly he stops laughing and went: eh tgh buat apa?
y: am online. eh apa yg different ah?
w: hahahahahahahah
y: -_-"


WAHPIANG THIS BOY LOOKING FOR TROUBLE ONE AH. LAUGH LAUGH, NVM. SUDDENLY STOP LAUGHING, NVM. THEN CAN CONTINUE LAUGH SOMEMORE ALSO NVM! TAPI DIA MASIH BELUM CLARIFY SAMA AKU APA YG DIFFERENT!!


i think hes just sexcited tt we're gonna go watch i pronounce you chuck & larry on thurs. he cannot wait so hes decided to occupy his time by baiting me to call him screaming by smsing me tt im different than last time. mcm kira sinning like hell ah tu tgk cerita M18 during bulan puasa. kira berdosa-besar-tapi-aku-tetap-tak-kisah ah tu. kira dah badboy ah ni ah eh. confirm si puju ni tak sabar punya. *gwg emoticon*


dah la itu hari dia mati2 suruh aku tukar dp msn aku sebab dia kata muka mcm keling. then i tell him la, i memang look keling what to do! dah memang dkk, muka mcm keling la aku. (cey cey, yani ble jadi rapper ah! 50cent, u wanna gf like meh?)

to sum it all up, we sweated, saw cats getting horny, got abit drunk on dengdengs sold by not bad quite strong cute/hemsem boys and saw a frog eating one out of the six big big lipas tt were eating some sort of cake (or maybe even air ludah la. aku pernah nmpak at bus interchnge this lipas 'drinking' the air ludah ok. disgusting tapi aku mcm cannot take my eyes off sebab tu first time aku nmpak lipas minum air. kesian dia.. haus). the frog then mcm lompat slowly2 towards the six big big lipas and NGAP!

***

ive got this stupid idea about how i want to post a video wishing u guys selamat hari raya instead of a normal post. we'll see how it goes. i might just not like to see myself on video.

i was at work for nine hours today. and my god la! i am never asking for a nine hr time slot on a weekday ever again. eh, can die one, you know. despite it being a so-called peak day, there were not many kids who came to play. they were all probably still in school or are too tired to come after school. those who came were the little2 ones and itupun only very little little2 ones came.


for the first four hrs, i resorted to sitting inside the place where you cn jump to ur heart's content and taking kemek balls out of the ball pool and meng-unkemekkan them all using the letter opener. lucky thing got michelle to talk to (ok la! lucky got michelle to gossip with!).


michelle went home and thank goodness sholleh took over her. by the time he came, i was tired of the kemek balls because some kid took the already okayed balls and sengaja kemekkn balik so he cn put them into my basket full of kemek balls. mcm gitu smpai bila mahu game? nasib aku tak kemekkn muka budak tu and buang dia dlm toilet bowl.


friendster is being a bitch. im not able to delete people from my friend list because friendster just wont open the friend list page. no matter how many times i reload and refresh, it just wont open! wahpiang, minta kena sepak takraw.


eh wait.. can open already. heh heh.


ive gt many2 dates coming up. with hanis, with ridhwan, with rusydi and rohaida, with rischka (next month kn?), with siti, with samantha and with intan (although this girl i dont know when one. she always last minute.) aku tgk aku pun pening. sebab i also have to decide which day want to go see my nenek, have to know whens my mama's off day so i wont work on tt day too and then must decide which shift i want to work and see if i cn squeeze some time after work to go out with the above stated people.


talking about rischka, eh baby, i want kuih cornflakes too. u sell to me the ones you make, and ill sell to u the ones i make. when i say i make, i really mean, i help my mama set out the dolly papers for the kuih to be put into.


still help what. still cn consider i make. i help mkn while i make my mama pening with my sibuk2 jerit 'eh! paper tu terbang2!!'


and my mama would go 'G TUTUP KIPAS LA GITU!!!!!!!!'


aku rasa aku kepala aku bnyk terhantuk ah (at sch, while trying on pants, nak buka kasut while at home) sebab tu mcm... hahaha. k bye.










my blog looks like rubbish if u use mozilla firefox to view it. and i just realised yesterday that my titles for my posts all nvr come out one! and my posts all have titles since two months ago.


my computer kan gila, so when my titles dont come out, i thought its my comp memang cari pasal. i had thought tt org lain can see those titles. sekali dua kali, aku tanya kwns aku semalam and rupanya2 title2 aku semua hanyalah mimpi indah. cis.


rischka's amalina and intan's amal look quite the same ah. of course dua2 lain org lah, tapi muka sama not bad quite strong. then their names on my friends list also side by side one.


i had cncelled my plans dgn samantha. sebab aku nak kluar abeh dia nak bwk matair dia. abeh bukan apa, aku selalu dont mind org lain join sebab the more the merrier, but her matair is 30++ years old abeh aku dgn sam kn bual takda batas nak mamps. aku mcm uncomfy ah because hes only how many years younger than my mama. so aku went on to bedek sam kata aku tak ble pergi sebab aku kena g kerja. diam kau, bulan puasa aku tahu tak ble bohong tapi ni antara aku dan Tuhan. (=


so i want to start sembahyaing and all tapi problem now is tt ive forgotten how to even take my ablution what more to baca the ayats other than surah al-fatehah and the other basic ones. (but i very expert the doa nak buka puasa one. heh heh) and what more, im nt even making an effort to go and belajar lo. while i was looking for the malay dictionary yesterday (ni pasal word jemur untuk ikan kering ah ni!) aku tercome across my buku ajar sembahayang. tapi i.. ignored it? mcm apa kn. ish, dah pemalas tu, pemalas juga.


i saw tt ridhwan was listening to i wont see you tonite while in msn and i terus sibuk suruh dia send to me sebab i hvnt heard tt song for like so lama oredi and i was just singing it the other day. i had wanted to dl it but selalu lupa. tapi buat apa nak dl when wan cn forward me some of the nice-nice songs? heh heh.


tt song reminds me of my secondary school days. eh, i time sec sch suka rock gila babi nya case. hahaha, tapi sekarang aku kn minah (actually dari dulu pun mcm minah, tapi minah rock ble?) so duduk rumah relek satu corner makan kacang dngr lagu campur2.


got one time, since i had liked tt song so much, my ex bf got strum guitar and sing for me leh. ahahaha, i read what i had just typed and went 'eeee, why like budak2 romantic!!' tapi aku tetap suka. sbab those were the days, man! \m/


ares aku not working. i just tried. asal ah? aku dl lagu sami yusuf boleh abeh bila aku nak dl lagu save ferris cannot. mentang-mentang bulan ni bulan puasa. ares aku bukan islam kn?






my horoscope as per given by smarterchild. and actually, they're kind of true!!



'You may be frustrated by the multitude of concepts and ideas that are floating around, dear Cancer. There is plenty of talk but not enough concrete action. There are many ideas but no solid plans. This sort of atmosphere may be driving you crazy. Your stable mind likes things to be predictable and grounded, while the energy of the day is likely to encourage activities that are spontaneous and lighthearted. You are better off working with the energy that comes your way instead of trying to fight it.'



although after tt smarterchild got kind of irritating cos it refuses to an absolutity to answer my qns properly. so then i set my heart onto irritating it till it gives up.



the following are the things i said just to make magic 8 ball give up. it was getting just as irritating as smarterchild as it didnt want to tell me how old it is, so..



Magic 8 Ball says:
I know this is a personal question, but I'm curious. Are you male or female?
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
female
Magic 8 Ball says:
OK! I'll remember that you are female.
You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
18
Magic 8 Ball says:
Cool! I'll remember that you are eighteen years old.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
how old are u?
Magic 8 Ball says:
I don't like to talk about my age.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
why?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Because that's the way it works.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
why is tt the way it works?
Magic 8 Ball says:
I really don't know. That's just the way it is.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
are u irritated?
Magic 8 Ball says:
I believe me are not irritated.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
i dont understand
Magic 8 Ball says:
Don't you understand? I thought you did.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
no i dont
Magic 8 Ball says:
I see.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
explain again
Magic 8 Ball says:
Explain again?
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
yeah explain again
Magic 8 Ball says:
You want me to explain again? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that,
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
WHY?!
Magic 8 Ball says:
Well, because that's the way the universe is.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
no its not
Magic 8 Ball says:
Why not?
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
because no law tt say as such
Magic 8 Ball says:
No?
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
why cant u just explain?!
Magic 8 Ball says:
I don't know.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
i want to scold u many bad things 8 ball. but i cant. because im fasting. Magic 8 Ball says:
Uh huh...
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
do u know whats fasting?
Magic 8 Ball says:
Um... Should I know what is fasting?
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
yeah u shud
Magic 8 Ball says:
Yeah, whatever!
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
go ask ur fren the smarter child
Magic 8 Ball says:
I'm not SmarterChild, I'm Magic 8 Ball.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
i know tts why i ask u to ask him
Magic 8 Ball says:
Are you sure you know tts why you ask me to ask him?
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
yeah.
Magic 8 Ball says:
I see.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
so, go ask him!
Magic 8 Ball says:
I can't believe you want me to go ask him.
tempe tetap ngetop! says:
yeah well, believe it.
Magic 8 Ball says:
Colloquis's natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type "home."



aku irritating ehhh.. ahaha. dah lama tau tak irritating mcm gini. nowadays i always want to jaga hati org one. no more the person who 'aiyah! heck care one la u like or nt what i say!' because gone are the days when i was just a secondary school kid with nothing in the world to care about.



i had wanted to paste my convo with smarterchild here about how i insisted tt it'll a boy if it were to be a kid and my asking how come its not friends with magic 8 ball, but i somehow cant copy it frm the convo history. nvm, theres always a next time.



i gtg, nak buka puasa yo. buka mkanan luar lagi just like the past two days cos mama is at work. bummer.

i dont know how many of you know, but this clip was on my blog thruout bulan puasa last year. and since bulan puasa is here again, why not i put the clip up once more?

too bad i cannot put it as my blog song. something went wrong somewhere and it couldnt play. cis.

but still, enjoy. (=

untuk kesemuanya:


selamat berpuasa, u all. raya dah nak dekat ni and i sesungguhnya tak sabar! (HAHA, u all now cannot say 'belum puasa dah nak raya' to me sebab dah tgh puasa pun eventhough it is only the 2nd day.)


make sure u all must try to puasa full and not ikutkan sgt ikutkan perut anda yg mengamuk, menangis, merana, dan bergendang-gendang. atau in nurul's case, calling out to her as such: tolong! kak yul! tolong!! dah lapar mcm singa ni!!!


tapi apa kan daya, puasa itu diwajibkan. heh heh.


anyways, most of my cousins buka posa at my nenek's house yesterday. my mama cooked alot, we brought it all the way frm bedok to hougang and had a feast. tapi kak sri ah, haiya. kita suruh beli syrup oren, bila dia dah smpai (which was like half an hr after buka time) she nvr buy!! cis, nasib we all dont mind minum plain water yg sejuk smpai menyakitkn gigi. huhuhu.

im not gonna blog abt what happened with the pizaa man. so memalukan la! u want to read, u go farrah's blog.

aite, happy puasa once more, u all!!

its not for one time, neither for two. you have achieved what you can call, the hat trick of the year. your hat trick of the year. im sure you very much like that phrase, dont you?





YANI DAH HOLIDAYS AHHHHHHHH!!!! WOOHOOOOO!!!!



the paper just now was a breeze. introduction to tourism, Haiyak!!, aku confident aku pass punya. i was bidding my time because the teacher wouldnt tell me if we cn go off once we finish the paper. tapi tepat pukul dua belas lima minit, she announced "ok, those of u who have finished, check ur paper thoroughly adn then u cn go.' terhenti lamunan aku skejap. i screamed 'YAY!!!' and finished the last qn tt i had deliberately not do yet, because like i said, i was bidding my time. paper so easy cn finish in half an hr they give us two hr.



tapi memang ah aku mcm ber-alamak sikit sebab why this paper 16 pages when all the other ones setakat 10 or 11 pages only. abeh mcm takut sikit because yesterday aku tak study properly. i had went to geylang serai with the mother, and then went on to yasmin's hse to teach her her hw and then off to meet my friend to study together.



of course i kept getting distracted because he wont leave me alone for even 5 minutes and kept telling me things abt metals and alloys that has absolutely nothing to do with tourism. tapi dia tetap nak share dgn aku jugak. -_-



then when he finally is quiet, and i finally get a chance to concentrate and when i finally get to put on my earphones to listen to my music, he'll start signalling to me to take off my earphones and start to preach about his metals again... and also how come i go to school with a pencilbox tt does nt have a stapler -- 'ibarat kn girls who dont bring tisuue, u know, yani!!'
apa aja si kotek ni. anyways, i went home to kencing and then brought the father of all staplers and passed it to him. huahuahua, should have seen his face when he saw the stapler.



nasib the little things i studied are those things tt came out. nasib i tak memorise the definition of a passport. firstly sebab panjang nak mampos and very susah. secondly, tak kluar paper exam ah siols!! (=


























deleted the last post because i had came to the conclusion that it was redundant and thus not needed.


will be posting the night safari pictures up on shutterfly tmrw so tt rikky baby cn get them. sorry ah riks, i always so lambat one. heh. u cn go see my leaves2 dress in the pics also. lawa ah the dress, i feel so jane from tarzan and jane. altho of cos i more tutup aurat laa. (=





rusydi had been contemplating going botak for the longest time la eh. ni budak nak kena pujuk nya pujuk nya maha pujuk ah! and i wasnt the only one urging him to get all tt hair off his head. so many many more did so too and finally abg rusydi kita has done the deed!! wahseh, dah jadi abg2 hensem sey dia sekarang.. ahaha.



hari raya kauorg semua pkai colour apa ehhh? i dah tak sabar ni nak raya walaupun puasa pun belum. baca niat nak puasa pun dah lupa. huahuahua! (=


i gave it a shot. and dah, i feel better because now i know exactly where i stand. and tt enables me to go on about as per usual and slowly but surely, get off from being a whiney little kid whose story consist of only one other character.





right now, there are fire fighters under my blk. u know why? sebab ada org bodoh go set fire onto the sofa tt somebody had thrown by the lift. bodoh nak mampos. aku adakah bila terbau benda terbakar nak marah adik aku sebab maybe dia lupa nak padamkn api at dapur when he panasing kn the lauk.



fire fighters ni pun datang lambat nak mampos. the org2 blk aku dah put out the fire by themselves pun! ni la kesemangatan org singapura yg i sesangat suka. sebab aku rasa kalau nak tunggu firefighters dtg, api pun dah naik ke rumah org pun.the bau ah, so freaking smelly sebab the sofa is u know the plastic2 cover kind? and the api is besar tt by the time the api is put out, the sofa tinggal like the rangka only.



aku masuk rumah terus wo wo wooooo. rumah aku penuh dgn asap hitam. tak bley breathe aku. lepas tu aku g cmplain kat mak aku sebab adik aku taknk dngr kata aku. he still went into the hse when i padahal was screaming 'jgn masuk rumah! asap bnyk, most people die from breathing in the smoke than from getting burned by the fire!'



i dont know if tts true but hell, i just want my brother to get out of the house. but he act hero.. mentang2 dia dah lebih tinggi dari aku, and went on into the hse to turn on the fans and u want to know whats the stupid thing? he turned one by the door, another by the window and also the ceiling fan right, tapi semua face to each other where i doubt any asap get anywhere out of the hse sebab i think the asap also dont know where to go since the fan by the door is blowing towards the window then the fan by the window tiup balik masuk ke living rm then the ceiling fan just tiup ke the fans by the window and door back again.


like this u know?:

d for door, w for window, the x's for the fans and the flower thingy for the ceiling fan. yelah, aku mana ada photoshop so have to resort to this. (=

***

i missed explorerkids' seoul gardening tt day. shit school for making me go home so late. abeh actually i mcm sedih sikit aja tau, sekali i go explorer's friendster and saw the over 100 plus plus pictures then i very very sedih leh! sebab mcm fun gitukan, and i missed it. what more it was held for faz as he was going to ns soon.

cis, im gonna miss tt sucker. dia ble tahan kelakar juga tau. eh faz, aku kenal kau dah lebih dari setahun kau tahu taaaaaakkkkk. mcm lincah gila babi eh time bermoving and all we had talked abt then was work work work until baru2 ni. btw eh beb, pen yg aku kasi kau simpan baik2 tau. tu barang, BAIK PUNYA!! huahua.

sundays seem to be the day little boys molest me. last week, some little boy kept chasing me and whenever he does catch up w me, he'll slap my butt to death. my butt flat oredi leh, he slap until my butt paper thin sia!so then i decided tt maybe i shud chase him instead becos i dont like it when my butt gets touched many2 time by a little perv. but aku catch dia pun he still slap my butt so then i dont want to play catching w him anymore.

then tadi theres this some down syndrome boy who approached me after i smiled at him. i smiled a lazy smile because it was only 10plus in the morn and there werent many kids to entertain me. he returned the smile and when he smpaied behind me he caressed my butt. CARESSED LEH, NOT SLAP TO DEATH LEH!! caress is, let me find the definite definition frm the dictionary: to touch or stroke lightly in a loving or endearing manner. WTF! dari tgh ngantuk and leaning on the netting above the small slide, aku terus terbgn la soy!! i turned towards him and went ' dont u dare do tt again!' and then i ran away.

yes, I, Nur Ariyani, whose stomach is as big as bukit timah hill itself, ran away. i am very scared of little boys, dont care have down syndrome or not, who tries to get lucky with my butt.. because i only like big boys who are above the legal age to get lucky with my butt. HAHAHAHAHA.

the mother has been nagging incessantly since early morn. making my being happy sebab when i smpaied rumah after 1am yesterday, she was already asleep therefore no need to hear her bising, quite short-lived. ble mati sak ni mcm. aku tidur baru brapa jam abeh tersadar skejap. when she saw tt i was 'awake', she started her piece. then i cnnot cntinue sleeping cos then she will be more marah and make her beloved speech even longer. why isint she on morning shift for work as per usual siak? pfft. nasib niari she masak ketam lemak cili padi. kalau tak aku igtkan nak merajuk biar dia tgk how sedih i am she bising2 with me. ahaha.



swensens and evan almighty yesterday. good food, (quite a) good show, good company. the reason i got home later than usual was because i freaking reluctant to leave the company i had. let me do a Hanis here -- try: apa aja?



we went around laughing and talking about things and it had felt so like.. last time. like how we were forever okay and how we were like forever laughing and forever happy and forever making a fool of each other.




and then in the mrt i had wanted to cry because i began to question so as to why are u treating me this way in my mind. but of course i pandai2 cover mcm undercover police and then i threw those thought out of the moving train and cntinued being happy and all listening to the songs in ur phone and hearing u talk.



i wouldnt let anything happen anymore because, i couldnt. because if i would, could and if i do, then the one whose heart would be as of a thousand million pieces of broken thingys would be yours truly. and i know if tt ever happens again, once more, u wont be there for me.

sad isint it?

ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom da boom
chang chang changity chang shoo bop
dip da dip da dip do wop da dooby do
boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap
sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do

why the hell is it taking so long?

I WANT MY:

ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom da boom
chang chang changity chang shoo bop
dip da dip da dip do wop da dooby do
boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap
sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do

NOW???